Dirtbag Dictionary!

As you may have noticed the Dirtbags have their own way of talking well, here is a dictionary of their vocabulary. Now you too can talk like the Dirtbags!

Dirtbags--Everyone else

DangitDammit

Dang'd--Damned

MayhapMaybe

deuxtwoEx: instead of saying that guy is 22 years old I say " that foo is deux deux years old"

word-Hi, or I agree

word up!what's up?

yee---yes

is all good--it's cool

much obliged--thank you

payasadas--stupid (something I disagree with)---Ex: Nah, those are payasadas! Bandejadas or manchadas(same as Payasadas)

CooCool

Foo-Fool

Mensodude or dumbass---Ex: look at that menso over there.

Nah-No

SosSo

Larry--lock--Ex: Hey did you remember to Larry the door when you left the house?(this is an inside joke, we had a teacher named Larry Loc)

I don't know foo-(this means I'm not paying attention to you and I'm off in another world)--Ex: You: "hey do you like movies?" Me: "I don't know foo"( clearly I didn't hear a word you said)

And I don't mean any zombie turkey---(this is used when something is said that can be taken a good way or a bad way, the bad way is the ZOMBIE TURKEY) Ex:Damn that's a big one...and I don't mean any zombie turkey.

Oh good the curtains are on fire-(this is something I say when I have so much crap that I have to do and some more unexpected crap gets thrown at me)

Stand and deliver-go pee.

Throw a massa or Drop knowledge-crap

I abbreviate most bad words F', A', D' and so on. Ex. L my A you F'n D!!!!!

simonhombre-yes

You're right eyyou're right

Dashing---good---Ex: Dangit you look Dashing today!

Silly Rabbit---silly

Handsome Dan-a dashing individual--Ex: Well I ain't no Handsome Dan.

Babaloo(when something went totally wrong)

Ray Liota---fumble(it's a long story if you want to know, ask me) Ex. "oh shit he Ray Liotad the ball."

lunch--love

wenting---goingEx: Where are we wenting?

dothdoEx: What are you guys dothing today?

vato--guy

hoss--guy or horse

Awites-sad--Ex: That vato was all awites when he lost!

Chuekis---crooked---Ex: Your shirt is all chuekis!

Bombisbaddass,the bombEx: The Grindhouse was a Bombis ass movie!

Fret none-don't fear

Worry none---don't worry

I say thee nay---No

That don't scare me none--that doesn't scare me.

What--thatEX. He's the Foo what knows!

Fairly warned be thee says I---You are warned

I'll be back right quickI'll be back

Good morrowgood morning

that smells delicious or Futalamanokinkon--that stinks---this is what the kids say when they smell something awful.

Dust one--fart-EX. who dusted one?

Meing-man

Goshdangit-Goddammit

Gee--dude---Ex. what up G?

On Accounta'-becauseEx. I hate my boss on accounta he's an idiot.

Drowring--drawing

Mascara( MOS-Ka-Ra)-face

thar or thur---there--Ex. that is one ugly mascara righ thur.

tore up-drunk

Smelly nelly---smelly

Hairy Larryhairy

Eggzactly-exactly

Goofin'---joking

Engorilado (EN-GO- RI- LAH-DOH)mad--Dang that foo was engorilado!

Likedid--liked

Kinfolk--family

Y'all---you

Serio pedo-serious Ex.That's some serio pero shit going on.

Dame--girl

What in the name of Jupiter's balls?what?

Nachas--butt

Rock cheeks-have sex. Ex. that foo rocked that dame's cheeks.

Bust a:do a: or act like: or dress like--EX. That foo is busting a Johnny Depp!

Tender-young Ex. That dame is tender.

Axe-ask

I have 7up on my foot---my foot's asleep. ( I done stole this one from Plapp)

Baldy locs, Pelochas, or thinning-bald

Mop or grenias---hair

Shat--past tense of shit

Shove(shouhveh)-past tense of shave

Done (they use this word in front of other words as a sentance enhancer) Ex. I DONE told you he was an Alien!!!

Cole (they use this word in front of other words as a sentance enhancer) Ex. I COLE dusted one.

Chewbacca---passenger(shotgun)Ex. Gimme the map, you're a terrible chewbacca!

Dak--Wingman

Smurf--anything really. Ex. Smurf off you Smurfing Smurfface!!!!!!!!!! Or What are you Smurfing about?

Sammitchsandwitch

Break Fast---breakfast

Mija (litteraly is daugher so the Dirtbags only use it as an insult to the other guys, it's not funny if you say it to a girl, LOL!)---Ex. Don't be like that Mija.

Flatten your layers--Married Ex. Hey everyone, my brother just Flattened his layers!!!!!( this is a photoshop reference, it's a bit complicated if you don't get it right off the bat)

Edit undoFix a mistake. Ex. You broke the glass, you can't edit undo that!!!

Screensaver mode-light is on but nobody's home Ex. Your buddy's so dumb, he's always on Screensaver mode.

I don't have time for no Tom & Jerry shinanegansThis is something the Dirtbags say when they need to get rid of any animal but the animal is making it difficult for them, hence the Tom & Jerry shinanegans.

Bust a Clark Grizwold---Go on a cross country trip

Bust a Chevy Chase---pretty much, Murphy's law

Splain--explain

Dunt---don't (yeah I got these last two from I love Lucy)

Tontin-dummy. Ex. man you're a real Tontin!!!!

Bidness-Business

Hogwash--bull shit

Nada-Nothing EX."you don't know nada!"

Hisself---himself

Cept---except

You don't know what time it is!---You don't know what's going on.(yeah I know I didn't make this one I borrowed it)

Zankyoo-Thank you

Susgess--Suggest Ex. I susgess that I make a susgession!

The shitter or the throne--the bathroom

Soil my draws-shit your pants

Hummin'Stinky Ex. Homeboy's hummin'

Craka-Crack Ex. That foo's on Craka!

Caca--Shit Ex. That thur is some straight Caca!

Shess---Chest Ex. that dame has a nice shess!

Many alots of Ex. Remmy has many a candies.

End of his chapter---he's dead. Ex. Well that's the end of his chapter.

Bought the farmDie

YourselfYou Ex. I never thought I'd meet a baddass person such as yourself.

Big awadito---big Ex. He's wearing Big awadito sox.

H2-water

Indio--pimple Ex I have a massive ass indio on my forhead!

Mengajeescome here.

No dice-No

Check yo self before you rikitti wreck yo self--Watch your self

Whikity whack or whack---Stupid, or something uncool (yes these last 2 are borrowerd)

Moons--nights

Days or Lif-Life Ex, I haven't seen anything like that in all my days.

Beat the kick the--Beat Ex, Dangit man I'm gonna beat the kick the shit out of you!!!!

Brandon FrazierFart

Kelsey GrammerDouble fart or (twin farts)

Kianu---Shit

cachetada ( KA CHEY TAH DAH), Trankaso, and balasoSlap or insult

Sarcastically says I--I'm being sarcastic Ex. You are the best boss I ever had, Sarcastically says I.

This gay moment was brought to you by...-This is something the DIrtbags say when circumtances find them in a gay or sort of gay predicament. Ex. I bump hands with a guy friend then I say "This gay moment was brought to you by Gobstoppers" It doesn't necessarily have to be Gobstoppers it can be any product you find near by.

Hooha---girls private

Hoozits, funbags, knockers,--boobies

Thow him under the bus(how do I splain this one?) Well here is an Example: I had to do his job for him, oh shit, I just threw you under the bus didn't I?

Pass gas dinaPasadena

Slap to the face--talking shit Ex: I'm an ass? Was that a slap to the face?

DrowningNeed help. Ex. *A guy has a lot of work* What's up, you drowning or what?

Curve (as in curve ball)insult. Ex. did you just throw me a cuve?

Liflife

Gastfarted. Ex. Dude the foo gast something awful!

Something awful---Bad Ex. Dude the foo munched it something awful!

Munched it---whiped out, crashed

Lefty--gay. That foo in the dress is such a lefty.

No offence-No offence but I use it everytime I'm going to say something offensive. Ex. Your mom S's D's, no offence. Once you say "No offence" They can't get offended no matter what.

Tap tapDibs Ex. Tap tap I got shotgun.

Tan Tan--Case closed.Ex. "My dad said I couldn't go to the game, I tried to fight it but he said TAN TAN!" ( this word came from a lot of Mexican songs that end in tan tan)

Chaps my assbugs me Ex. Doing homework really chaps my ass.

Pigza-Pizza

Canio-Halatosis(bad breth). Ex, Dude that foo has some serio pedo Canio breath!

Nalga butt breath---Bad breath

---and obnoxiousthe Dirtbags add obnoxious to the back of some words to give them an added kick. Ex, That kid is loud AND OBNOXIOUS.

Booo---uncool, bad. Ex. that movie was booo!

Flat tireShoe's untied. Ex. Hold up foo I got a flat tire.(bends down and ties shoe)

Obi-Waned-changed a persons mind, Ex. I didn't want to go but she Obi-Waned me. ( borrowed this one from Supernatural)

Whooopish---Hi or what's up. This one is a bit complicated, it comes with a gesture. When encountering a friend you say Whooopish and make a hip thrusting gesture insinuating a D slap to their face. Sort of like doing the Elvis dance. It's hilarious if you know what I'm talking about.